let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
