It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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