One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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