glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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