Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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