Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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