Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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