Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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