You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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