I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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