rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
We have so much sex to catch up on
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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