Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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