I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Holy shit dude........stairs
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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