2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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