Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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