He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
sex in a hospital.. check
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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