You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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