I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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