that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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