her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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