dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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