talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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