He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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