She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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