Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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