Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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