I feel like I'm in dance class right now
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
