your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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