Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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