Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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