4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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