Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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