have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Randomize
