If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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