David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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