White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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