Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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