Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
