I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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