If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
i out mim tonsoeep
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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