hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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