Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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