Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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