she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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