Sponge bath it is.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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