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(773): View more from Illinois

Tell him ill love him long time

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I'll assure him of it

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(425): View more from Washington

So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.

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(310): View more from California

tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room

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Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.

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(214): View more from Texas

For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.

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(917): View more from New York City

so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style

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(360): View more from Washington

super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again

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(661): View more from California

This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.

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(514): View more from Quebec

He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people

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