I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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