But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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