I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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