White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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