Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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