We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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