he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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