found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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