I don't think brook has ever known best
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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