is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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